mardi, décembre 14, 2004
I've just read this small little "don't make sense" story from the book called "Why men lie and women cry". I shall type this short little "don't make sense cum lame" story here.. haha. On the 180th page of the book. it goes like this...
"As far as Josh was concerned, the story was simple - Robert had left schol at age 15 and worked as a male escort to support his deserted mother who'd had a nervous breakdown after discovering that her husband was transsexual and was going to run off with her brother. After she had committed suicide, Robert became a drug addict to help cope with the pain and later got a job as a sword swallower with the Moscow Circus. After losing his testicles in a freak accident, he joined the French Foreign Legion and later became missionary in Afghanistan but was arrested for teaching Christianity then freed after he agreed to be a slave for Taliban. He escaped one night by floating undetected in the tank of a sewerage truck and is now back in town with his new wife, a former lesbian prostitute-turned-nun who wants him to move to Africa to set up a leper colony - which he plans to do now that he's been released from jail having had his murder charge overturned. He and his seven adopted Brazilian children have now become vegetarians and Jehovah's Witnesses and he says he's never felt better... he's just fine."
LAME RIGHT?! damn siao.. haha.. today had tt fpqap lab.. damn funny loR... my group played Pepsi Cola 123 in the lab man.. and my itchy fingers kept hitting the fridge.. then Chantel thought "how come thr fridge got sound one?"LOL.. almost get whacked by her.. wahahhaha.. SO FUNNY! My pbl group ar... whole grp damn lame one. and Chantel said "eh junhui i din know u are so lame one lor" LOLLLL.. HAHAHAHA... then went to run for that 100m.. among my frens so that we can choose e fastest 4 to run for relay... we were like running against the wind.. Nurul and Jocelyn were like running for lives like that.. crazy ppl.. SO FAST! we ended up laughing after running. -.-" and then went for french class... SO FUNNY! Woan Ting and I were like laughing most of the time.. cos when we said "enchantee" for females we have to cheek touch cheek 4 times.. wahahahhaha den we were like playing it most of the time lor.. SO FUNNY! okay i go le lah.. cyaaaaaaaaa french test comin..... OH NO~!!
shweet dreams;
9:09 PM
